The World Is Your Oyster


Praise the wisdom of the Goddess, for aids are available to increase your wisdom or keep your vices at bay. It is easy and convenient to experience the Goddess’ unconditional love via our full range of merchandise.

Items were sold exclusively at the pop-up installation in March 2018.


#BlessedWater – $2 (SOLD OUT)
Purifying. Organic. Cruelty-Free.

This bottle of genuine Purifying Spiritually Enhancing #BlessedWater is 100% distilled from Keppel Harbour. Safe to drink and imbued with luck enhancing properties.

Spiritual Facts
Luck 60%, Wisdom 10%, Inner Peace 30%


What Would Goddess Do Wristbands – $4 (SOLD OUT)

Bless yourself. Look lit AF.


The latest offering from The School combines style and spirituality in a beautiful manner. When you sport spiritual accessories that are visually appealing and symbolises something important – it serves a dual purpose. A moral compass for the modern soul.

Soul Spinning Amulet – $10 (SOLD OUT)
Spin for love – Rose Gold Edition


Great for:

- Charisma
- Self-Worth
- Inner Peace


These Soul Spinning Amulets serve both a practical and spiritual purpose. Crafted using powerful metals, it is believed that one who spins this pendant will have love and joy brought upon them.

Spiritual Facts
Charisma 60%, Inner Peace 30%, Focus 10%

Soul Spinning Amulet – $10 (SOLD OUT)
Spin for luck – Iridescent Edition


Great for:

- Resolving Anxiety
- Existential Crises
- and improving Focus


These Soul Spinning Amulets serve both a practical and spiritual purpose. Crafted using powerful metals, it is believed that one who spins this pendant will have luck and fortune brought upon him.

Spiritual Facts
Confidence 40%, Focus 30%, Perserverance 30%


Goddess Pledge Pins – $10 (SOLD OUT)
The surest way to Salvation™

Level 1: Ikan Bilis
Level 2: Swordfish
Level 3: Beluga Whale


After decades of intensive scientific research, The School has found a way to achieve Salvation surely and simply. Each badge purchase entitles you to courses at The School, where you will learn the basics of wisdom and self-enlightenment.

But that's not all! These badges are also #blessed to ensure that you will feel wiser and more focused when worn. Effects can be compounded when worn with other badges.


Spiritual Facts
Wisdom 50%, Focus 50%

Artwork by Deon Phua.

Pre-#Blessed T-Shirt – $20 (SOLD OUT)

Stylish. Effortless. Pre-blessed.


Yet another stylish offering from The School, this pre-blessed T-shirt conveys the simple truth that only She can save us from suffering when The Great Tsunami arrives. Every time you wear this shirt you can share that good news, and everyone who looks at your shirt can experience iniquity being washed away and their souls being cleansed.

Artwork by Deon Phua.

Pre-#Blessed Cap – $12 (SOLD OUT)
Stylish. Effortless. Pre-blessed.


Yet another stylish offering from The School, this pre-blessed cap conveys the simple truth that only She can save us from suffering when The Great Tsunami arrives. With this #Blessed cap you can be a bold ambassador of the School and everyone who looks at you can experience their souls being cleansed.